\\The Closet Chronicles;

This is the story of a group of young adults who are preparing to leave high school and embark on their glorious journey into the real world. With the rest of their lives laid out before them and all the possibilities for happiness and prosperity still open they forge on, bold, strong, and uncaring as to what society thinks.

Within these pages we, The Janitors, have recorded all of this journey that we have witnessed from behind the partially closed door of the Closet. These sacred pages of adolescence struggle are now being revealed to you. In a time during which nothing is sacred and all is bloody and hidden the truth of human suffering is about to be unleashed.

With the utmost humility we present to you for your approval the shady tales of a youth damned from conception--

The Closet Chronicles.

\\Note;

This site currently only works in Firefox. I can't figure out how to get the menu thing to look right in IE.

\\Report: September 13, 2008;

  • I got two new SVU books! Sneaking in and Truth or Dare. I only need 4 more SVU books!!!! *does a dance*


  • I did get my tote bag but sadly I don't have anyone around to take pictures of me holding it so that will have to wait, I do however have the SWEET VALLEY SLAMBOOK! Yes, you read that right. After eight years of hunting and searching I finally got it on eBay.

    You're in awe of it's beauty, aren't you? Yes, you are. You know it. Don't lie to yourself.

  • And that means I have finally linked the page with the other SV Publications that I thought I'd already done but apparently I didn't. Check them out here.

  • And that brings us to our final update. The Sweet Valley High Slambook, where you can experience the wondrousness of the SVH Slambook even if you don't actually own one.

\\Report: September 1, 2008;

Big Update!

  • First of all, over at 1Bruce1 they held a contest to of writing craptastic Reader of the Month essays to win brand-spankin-new SVH tote bags. There were seventeen winners and I was one of them!!!! Yay!!!! Can you tell I'm ecstatic!!! It was one of the highlights of my life. And after the crappy year I've had it's nice to win something I really wanted. ^_^ You can view my award-winning entry here. When I get it I'll post pics of me carrying it around. It'll be fun.

  • On to Book Covers! I got the new Playing with Fire and Power Play, SVT #29, and a new version of Double Love so I now have that scanned without Jessica's eye gauged out. Woo-hoo!


  • I also uplaoded the SVH Soundtrack. I don't remember where I got it but I figured I should put it up so everyone can "enjoy" it. ^_^

  • Art. At long last I'm putting the Fanart section up here, which I've been meaning to do for two years. Yeah. Always the procrastinator.

    Check out more Here!

  • Wallpaper! I threw together a quick wallpaper for Halloween, my favorite holliday. It'll be sure to frighten anyone who sees your desktop. ^_^

    Imagine Evil!Margo coming after Elizabeth as a child. Makes it more amusing. ^_^

\\Report: May 4, 2008;

New (Old) book discussions up for A Deadly Christmas and Perfect Summer. They were done back in 2006 (gasp!) and Janitor Two just never got around to coding them and sending them to me. And we have bookcovers.
SV Kids: #63 and Trapped in Toyland
SV Twins: The original circle cover for The Big Camp Secret
SVU: #33 and #44
The SVH reissues #1 and #2
And though it's been on the server all along I liked the main bookcovers page to Team SV.
Yay!

\\Report: March 30, 2008;

New bookcovers. Unicorns #10, SVU #32, and SVU Thriller Edition #9
And a fanfiction! Suprised, aren't you? Go read it now!

\\Report: February 17, 2008;

Bookcovers! SVT #27, #64, #65, #109, and Magic Christmas.

\\Report: February 10, 2008;

Finally I added the icons at the top. Now the layout looks complete. I mostly cleaned up a few things, added some links, as well as a new "article" in Rants&Articles. More updates to come soon!

\\Report: January 20, 2008;

Shocked, aren't you? A very different look for the site. I wanted a "violent" theme, hence all the pictures in the top bar, but it came out really kind of girly. And it kinda has a busier look to it, but I think it looks more organized. Anywho, we plan to update! With actual content! I know, it's hard to believe. And because I care even though you may not, Marie is our February character of the month, since it's so close to the end of January. And ignore the box above this for right now. There will be something there eventually.

toodles!

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