\\Janitor One - The Interview;

Why do you like Sweet Valley?
j1: Why does water make things wet? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? No one really knows.

What is your favorite animal?
j1: Kittens.

What is your favorite color?
j1: Black

What is your favorite book?
j1: The Season of Passage by Christopher Pike

Who's your favorite SV character?
j1: Melissa Fox

What is your favorite movie?
j1: Interview With the Vampire

What is your favorite music?
j1: Classic Rock

What is your favorite wrestler and why?
j1: ME! Because I am that damn good.

What is your favorite song?
j1: Miracle out of Nowhere by Kansas

Do you have any pets?
j1: Yes, I own a zoo: A ferret named Wallace; four lizards named Godzilla, Spanky Godzilla, Princess Bala, and Hawk Eye; nine hamsters named Radar 1, Big Margaret, Radar 2, Little Margaret, Little Radar, Colonal Potter, Hawk Eye, Clinger, and I don't remember the other one's name; two turtles named Gamorrah and Squirtle; a spider named Mildred after my mother's middle name, but we call her Millie; and an insane orange cat named Whisper.

Do you like waffles?
j1: With marshmellows, peanuts, jelly, peanut butter, syrup, strawberries, bluberries, and God that's fattening.

What do you think of defeneless animals?
j1: They're easier to kill than the ones that do have defenses.

Have you ever been incarcerated?
j1: Not as of yet, but I'mworking on it.

What do you think of the death penalty?
j1: Fry the fuckers!!!

Do you know what she did?
j1: There's that voice again....

What do you think of coffee?
j1: It's brown and it's soupy. It reminds me of something...not nice.

Milk or cheese?
j1: Like that commercial said: For thousands of years man believed mythically that the moon was made out of cheese. In 1969 man went to the moon and found out it wasn't, and we haven't really been back since;

"Behold the power of cheese."

The lizard is attacking the city! What is your response?
j1: The first lady couldn't stop him.

What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the name "Peter"?
j1: Can we kill him yet?

What is your favorite historical quote?
j1: " Let him who hath understanding count the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is six hundred and sixty six." Revelations 13:18

What do you think of the masses?
j1: I don't like people.

Who shot the following: JFK, Lee Harvey Oswald, Abraham Lincoln, Ronold Regan, and Mufasa?
j1: Soup Stein killed them all!!! Mwahaha! Mwahaha! But it was I who killed Mufasa.

Who was most worthy?
j1: No comment.

Does seeing water make you pee?
j1: What kind of question is that?

In three words or less, describe the definition of "Heeroness."
j1: Duo's little ditty.

Where do you put your phone?
j1: Why? Where do you put your phone?

What do you think of the color red?
j1: Bulls seem to like it, so you should, too. Sailor Moon Says: Heeheehee.

A personal quote before we go:
j1: "We are not evil, we just enjoy our duty." Kratine, The Season of Passage