\\Janitor Two - The Interview;

Why do you like Sweet Valley?
j2: It is quite amusing: the writing is the worst I've seen, the characters are predictable and the plot is like a bad episode of General Hospital combined with the rejected tenth season of Saved By the Bell. In such a dull world it is always lovely to have something to laugh at.

What is your favorite animal?
j2: Snake.

What is your favorite color?
j2: Black.

What is your favorite book?
j2: As You Like It

Who's your favorite SV character?
j2: The old Conner.

What is your favorite movie?
j2: Interview With the Vampire.

What is your favorite music?
j2: Classical.

What is your favorite wrestler and why?
j2: Triple H because he always gets what he wants, no matter who he has to kill to get it.

What is your favorite song?
j2: Fur Elise.

Do you have any pets?
j2: Three cats-Shadow, Baby, and Nala; snake- Alissa; four dogs- Cleo, Max, Bud, and Prince; fish- Bufford, Johanson, Joahanson Jr., Bob, Janace, William, Ty, Donavon the Dark One, and Harpers Fairy; guinipigs- Flower, Peanut, and Gandolph.

Do you like waffles?
j2: No.

What do you think of defeneless animals?
j2: They should all die. If they are defenseless, then they are useless. Uselessness is a sin.

Have you ever been incarcerated?
j2: Not yet.

What do you think of the death penalty?
j2: Depends, hanging or electricution....(smiles)

Do you know what she did?
j2: No comment.

What do you think of coffee?
j2: Hot and steamy, but I like spice tea with a lemon twist.

Milk or cheese?
j2: Milk is evil.

The lizard is attacking the city! What is your response?
j2: Good. I never liked those damned anarchists, anyway.

What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the name "Peter"?
j2: Oh, God, him again.

What is your favorite historical quote? "
j2: Hit 'em again!" Campaign slogan of Congressmen Preston S. Brooks.

What do you think of the masses?
j2: All of them? At once? (disgusted sigh)

Who shot the following: JFK, Lee Harvey Oswald, Abraham Lincoln, Ronold Regan, and Mufasa?
j2: JFK- Lee Harvey Oswald. Lee Harvey Oswald- Abraham Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln- Ronold Regan. Ronold Regan- Pikachu. Mufasa- it was the bird.

Who was most worthy?
j2: Regan.

Does seeing water make you pee?
j2: No.

In three words or less, describe the definition of "Heeroness".
j2: Suicidal gay boy.

Where do you put your phone?
j2: In the desk drawer.

What do you think of the color red?
j2: It's simply lovely.

A personal quote before we go:
j2: "Who told thee that thou wast naked?" The Lord, Genesis 3:11