\\Janitor Three - The Interview;

Why do you like Sweet Valley?
j3: I don't like it. It's full of motherfuckers who need to fucking jump off a fucking cliff.

What is your favorite animal?
j3: Tiger- because it's fucking cool.

What is your favorite color?
j3: Black- there are other colors?

What is your favorite book?
j3: Myst- because it amuses me.

Who's your favorite SV character?
j3: Peter- he's so picked on.

What is your favorite movie?
j3: Gladiator- The blood! The BLOOD!

What is your favorite music?
j3: All kinds. (except jazz because it sucks.)

What is your favorite wrestler and why?
j3: Jeff Hardy (I just do!!)

What is your favorite song?
j3: 9days- story of a girl (it's neat)

Do you have any pets?
j3: Yes; a dog named Pablo who is extremely stupid, a cat named Peter Joe Harley, a fish named Fred the Beta.

Do you like waffles?
j3: Sometimes.

What do you think of defeneless animals?
j3: I say if they can't defend themselves, tell them to get out of the road.

Have you ever been incarcerated?
j3: Not yet!

What do you think of the death penalty?
j3: Is it me pulling the switch?

Do you know what she did?
j3: (no comment)

What do you think of coffee?
j3: There needs to be more!

Milk or cheese?
j3: Cheese because yu don't say "Got cheese?"

The lizard is attacking the city! What is your response?
j3: Here, lizard, lizard, lizard.

What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the name "Peter"?
j3: Enough already.

What is your favorite historical quote?
j3: "Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes."

What do you think of the masses?
j3: Baa Baa Baa!

Who shot the following: JFK, Lee Harvey Oswald, Abraham Lincoln, Ronold Regan, and Mufasa?
j3: I can't reveal their identities, or I'd have to kill you. But for Mufasa, it was Disney.

Who was most worthy?
j3: When Pikachu ripped off Regan's head!

Does seeing water make you pee?
j3: No!

In three words or less, describe the definition of "Heeroness".
j3: Spandex-wearing bisexual pilot. (pauses) Wait a minute, that's more than three....

Where do you put your phone?
j3: Refridgerator.

What do you think of the color red?
j3: You didn't see anything!

A personal quote before we go: "
j3: Stop crying, bitch!" Marshal Mathers

Note: The Peter Janitor Three was referring to isn't actually in any of the Sweet Valley series'. He was a character in Peanutbutter Is Sticky that we made her play. Since she never read any of the books, she didn't know otherwise.