\\Janitor Four - The Interview;

Why do you like Sweet Valley?
j4: Because of the two ditzy blonds who are sisters.

What is your favorite animal?
j4: Horse.

What is your favorite color?
j4: Black.

What is your favorite book?
j4: Skye O'Malley by Beactrice Small

Who's your favorite SV character?
j4: Liz.

What is your favorite movie?
j4: John Carpenter's Vampires

What is your favorite music?
j4: Hard rock.

What is your favorite wrestler and why?
j4: Sting because I've watched him since I was a little girl. He's awesome, and he's cute, too.

Do you have any pets?
j4: Yes, three; a ferret, a dog, and a cat.

What are their names?
j4: Molly, Dolly, and Buster.

Do you like waffles?
j4: Yes.

What do you think of defeneless animals?
j4: They need protection. But then again, they need to learn to protect themselves.

Have you ever been incarcerated?
j4: Incarcerated? What the hell?

What do you think of the death penalty?
j4: Pro-life, baby. Some of those little bastards need to die.

Do you know what she did?
j4: Yes.

What did she do?
j4: That's not part of the question.

What do you think of coffee?
j4: Nutricious and delicious, tastes just like chicken.

Milk or cheese?
j4: Repeat the question.

Milk or cheese?
j4: Does it really matter.

The lizard is attacking the city! What is your response?
j4: Take me away, for I have set it loose. Hehehe.

What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the name "Peter"?
j4: Rabbit.

What is your favorite historical quote?
j4: "Give me liberty or give me death." Patrick Henry.

What do you think of the masses?
j4: They all need to go to hell.

Who shot the following: JFK, Lee Harvey Oswald, Abraham Lincoln, Ronold Regan, and Mufasa?
j4: Scar.

Who was most worthy?
j4: Mufasa, he was just plain mushy, he had no guts, he should've killed Scar years ago.

Does seeing water make you pee?
j4: No.

In three words or less, describe the definition of "Heeroness".
j4: Insanity.

Where do you put your phone?
j4: On the reciever.

What do you think of the color red?
j4: Blood, death, beautifulness.

A personal quote before we go:
j4: "Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem."