\\#01 Double Love;

Jessica: I'm fat

Liz: Who are you calling fat?

Jessica: Oh it's the hot basketball guy on the phone, he must want me.

Todd: Twins ummm nice, but can I speak to Liz?

Jessica: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!!!???? Of course not, you will want me, I swear, if it's the last thing I do!

Liz: Did anyone call for me?

Jessica: Of course not, darling sister, would I lie to you?

Ned: I'm working with a hot new woman at work. There's nothing going on though. Not at all. Honest. Absolutely nothing. Nothing going on between me and the hot new woman

Jessica: I can't drive (sob)

Liz: Shut up!

Enid: I'm in love

Liz: REALLY? YOU?

Enid: It's not that surprising!

Liz: Man, Todd's hot today

Todd: I'd do her. I mean she's an ace reporter.

Liz: Then why have you just driven off with my sister?

Steven: I'M HOME!!

Liz: Oh, Steven, I love you my big brother.

Steven: Ok, Liz, but when does Jessica get home?

Liz: What are you doing home anyway?

Steven: Acting suspicious of course.

Liz: Jess you left me to walk today and my feet hurt ...... What the freaking hell were you doing with Todd?

Jessica: Oh darling sister he was just help me, you can trust me!

Liz: Mr. Collins, there is something wrong with me and you will be able to tell this just by looking at me.

Mr. Collins: I will now dispense advice while looking like Robert Redford

Jessica: It doesn't matter how much I grovel to Todd he doesn't seem to want me. What the hell is wrong with him. Does he not understand the laws of Sweet Valley?! Oh well Rick Andover is a bit greasy but hey we need a bad boy in this book so I guess I'll just have to date him.

Rick: I'm just sounding stupid in practise for when I get drunk on my one pint.

Jessica: Oh dear I've been caught starting a riot. Only one think to do - pretend to be my loving sister of course. She won't mind.

Caroline Pearce: Oh this is where I'm required to pop up right? Sorry almost forgot my que.

Elizabeth: Todd loves Jess. Must act like maytr. Why is everyone looking at me funny. I will ask best friend

Enid: I'm Liz's best friend but I won't tell her why everyone is staring at her. I will go chat with boyfriend instead

Ronnie: I'm only a character for two books really so must act evil to get remembered

Enid: Ok I give up my attempt not to tell you Liz. Everyone things you've been getting dirty at kelly's with Rick Andover. And you know what kind of people go to Kelly's

Jess: I'm sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry! But if you want I'll tell Todd because you're friends with him right?

Liz: Friends? I love him bitch!

Ronnie, Enid, Todd: And you know what kind of people go to kelly's

Lila: I'm rich

Bruce: I'm richer than you

Ken: Everyone break it up and look at how hot I am!