 | |||||
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
 |
||||
 |
 |
\\#02 Secrets;Enid: I'm sorry! I just spilled cookies. Elizabeth: Oh, Enid, what's wrong? Enid: If Ronnie finds out about my old boyfriend and secret past, he'll be mad. Elizabeth: What is it? Anyway, Ronnie was mad at me when he believed the rumors about me, but I'll help you. Enid: George and I were stoners and got arrested fifty times and got baked and stoned every week. Elizabeth: Okay, what's the big deal, everyone's done that, come on. Enid: Liz, this is Sweet Valley. Every little issue is a big deal. Elizabeth: Oh, right. Oh my gosh, Enid! I can't believe that but it makes me admire you even more. You are so amazing. Enid: Ronnie's gonna dump me. Elizabeth: Todd would understand, I'd be able to tell Todd. Enid: But Ronnie's like totally Sweet Valley. Elizabeth: Come on, he's going to be gone after this book anyway. Enid: I've also been getting love letters from my old boyfriend , George. Elizabeth: His name is George? Hahahahahahaha! Yeah, right. Out of all the names, they picked George? What a wussy name. Next thing you know they'll get someone named Jeffrey into the series. I'm glad my boyfriend is named Todd. His name is cool. Enid: Ronnie's gonna break up with me if you tell him. Elizabeth: I'm sure he'll understand. Oh, by the way, he's gonna die later this year-well, actually, in about twenty years, after disappearing from the series, so either way, it'll be fine. Jessica: Bruce Patman is so fucking hot. Lila: Ken and Ms. Dalton are getting it on. Cara: Ooohh... wait, this is during the early years of Sweet Valley, so that means they're just kissing. Lila: Ken and Ms. Dalton are getting tight. Jessica: Oh, it's Bruce, my hot sexy boy. Bruce: Hey there, hot stuff. Jessica: Wanna get lucky with me? Bruce: Sure, let's do it. Winston: Here I am to interupt the plot! Elizabeth: I am on a date with Todd. Todd: What's going on with Ronnie and Enid? Elizabeth: Oh, Todd. I'm blushing. Todd: Why? Elizabeth: Todd, you're making me blush. I love thinking of Todd. Todd: Did you notice that Ronnie didn't hold Enid's hand during the movie? Elizabeth: Yeah, they must really be having a tough time. Todd: Then again, maybe it's because Enid was giving Ronnie a handjob. Elizabeth: You think? Todd: Oh, in that case, things are going great for them. Elizabeth: Yeah. Todd: Ronnie got mad at a guy at Guido's pizza. Elizabeth: Really? This scene wasn't in any of the two books printed. How have we been double dating so many times when it's the second book? Todd: I think he should trust Enid more. Elizabeth: Yeah, we have trust. Todd: *Kiss* Elizabeth: Thank you, Todd. Todd: Go check on Enid. Enid: Ronnie's gonna break up with meee!! Elizabeth: Ronnie wouldn't do that, Ronnie loves you. Enid: We've only been together for two books. Elizabeth: Yes, but I love Todd and we've only been together for one book. Enid: Time to ride with Ronnie. Ronnie: Let's go someplace where we can be together and makeout. Enid: Yay! Ronnie: *Makes out* Enid: Ronnie, we're going to far. Ronnie: What, we were just kissing? Enid: In Sweet Valley, that's the same thing as third base. Ronnie: We can't go to the dance. Enid: Oh. Ronnie: Ken and Ms. Dalton are getting it on. Enid: No they're not! Ronnie: Oh, let me feel you up. *Kisses* Enid: Ronnie! We're going too fast. Ronnie: What? I don't rate up with Georgie-boy? How far did he get with you? You've gotta give me the same stuff you're giving him. It's so dirty that we can't even say it in this book. Enid: That's some suggestive innuendo, but I'm sure it means just kissing. Wait, how do you know about George? Ronnie: I saw a sex tape you made on the internet. Enid: This is the eighties! No one in Sweet Valley has computers yet! Ronnie: You've been deceiving me! Enid: Oh, Ronnie! I'm so sorry. Ronnie: Go get bent, whore! Elizabeth: What's up? Jessica: Bruce Patman is so damn sexy. Elizabeth: Todd is really hot, too. Enid: *Phone call* Elizabeth: Hi. Enid: You betrayed me! I'm never talking to you again! Elizabeth: That went well. Lila: Ken and Ms. Dalton are getting it on... pass it on... Jessica: Hey, Ronnie. Wanna hook up? Ronnie: Sure. Board: Ken and Ms. Dalton french kiss Elizabeth: Enid, we need to talk. Enid: Get away from me! Elizabeth: Why? Todd: You look depressed, Liz. Elizabeth: I'm in another situation. Todd: Liz. Elizabeth: I'm smiling on the outside and crying on the inside. Todd: You've done as much as you could. Elizabeth: Enid's really mad. Todd: On Halloween, my kid brother got sick and I felt guilty. Elizabeth: Since when did you have a brother? Todd: I am your boyfriend. I need to bring you up. Elizabeth: *Kiss* Todd: *Kiss* Elizabeth: Todd is amazing. I love being in his arms. Enid: George is back! George: Hey, let's dance. Enid: Forget that I've been claiming that I'm faithful to Ronnie, George is looking hot and I'm going to get over Ronnie in ten seconds and run straight to George. I guess Ronnie was right about that part after all. Oh well, bye bye Ronnie, come on, George. George: Hey, how about we kiss? Enid: Wow, I guess I was unfaithful to Ronnie. Todd: People might talk about us. Elizabeth: We hold hands and kiss. Todd: I like that. Elizabeth: Trust me, next year you'll take that back. Todd: Lila started the rumor about Ken. Elizabeth: Ken dumped Lila. Jessica: Bruce, you're looking hot. Bruce: Hey, hot stuff. Jessica: Wonder what he's like without his clothes on... |
 |
||
 |
|
 |
|||
 |
|||||
