\\#8 Dangerous Love;

Elizabeth: Todd has a motorcylce. I can't ride it. How do I tell him?

Todd: Hey, Liz. Want a rude?

Elizabeth: I have a cold, I can't.

Elizabeth: We're at school. He has a pink helmet just for me.

Todd: Hey, want to ride my motorcyle with me.

Elizabeth: I'm sorry I lied, I don't have a cold. I can't ride it because this guy in my family, Rexy, he got stoned one night and died in a motorcylce crash.

Todd: I love you, and I wish I could believe you, but later it says in your family tree that there isn't someone named Rexy.

Elizabeth: I'm sorry I can't ride your bike. I was afraid it would change how you feel about me.

Todd: You thought I'd break up with you over a bike? I love you, you little fool.

Elizabeth: Do you understand?

Todd: *Kiss* Now do you know how I feel?

Elizabeth: Thank you, Todd.

Todd: It's really fun riding it.

Elizabeth: Are you sure it's safe?

Todd: How about I talk to your parents?

Danny: My car just ran into this guy.

Crunsh: I have a nickname, you know. You dented my car! Grr!

Danny: I'm s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry.

Todd: Hey. I'm here to save you.

Crunsh: A motorcycle, can I ride?

Todd: Sure.

Elizabeth: You saved us, Todd. *Kiss*

Todd: What did I do?

Elizabeth: You offered him a ride.

Todd: Oh.

Elizabeth: Who is that?

Mandy: I am here to make you jealous and insecure, then I will end up liking a different guy and then I will disappear from the series.

Elizabeth: Oh, okay.

Todd: It's great to see you.

Store owner: Hey, how about you and your girlfriend come here.

Todd: Alright, let's go, Elizabeth.

Store owner: I mean this one.

Elizabeth: He is my boyfriend, not Mandy's.

Jessica: Can you hook me up with that hot guy who is related to Enid?

Elizabeth: Didn't you just try to destroy Enid's reputation five books ago?

Jessica: Who's counting, that storyline is over.

Todd: Can Elizabeth ride with me?

Ned: She can't.

Todd: It's safe, people ride motorycles all the time.

Ned: I'm sorry.

Todd: It was one accident, there are accidents involving other forms of transportation.

Ned: She can't go with you.

Todd: Hey, I know the truth about Rexy.

Ned: You do?

Todd: Yes, I checked out you and your family.

Elizabeth: Hey, Todd.

Todd: Want to make out?

Elizabeth: I'm the innocent one.

Todd: Alright, then we can share a kiss that is appropriate.

Elizabeth: Alright.

Todd: Hi.

Elizabeth: *Kiss*

Todd: Good morning.

Elizabeth: I'm glad you arrived here.

Todd: I'm sorry, I thought I was riding in my car.

Elizabeth: I'm glad you came here.

Enid: Todd, can you drive me?

Todd: Yes.

Enid: Alright, I'll hold on tight.

Elizabeth: He's driving her. Enid, you betrayed me! Enid, how could you! I knew it! You planned this all along!

Guy: Come, come, come, be my butterfly, sugar baby.

Elizabeth: What the fuck?

Guy: I'll make your legs shaky, you make me go crazy, come and dance with me.

Elizabeth: What is with the singing? This song didn't come out until nearly twenty years after this book was published.

Guy: Come into my car.

Elizabeth: I'm with Todd.

Guy: Let me get into your pants.

Elizabeth: I love Todd!

Guy: I can feel you.

Elizabeth: Ah! I'm getting out of this car.

Guy: Huh?

Todd: What were you doing with him?

Elizabeth: What were you doing with Mandy?

Todd: Answer my question first.

Elizabeth: I'm sorry.

Todd: Why did you go?

Elizabeth: I was feeling jealous, too, about the rides.

Todd: Why did you go?

Elizabeth: I get it, you felt the way I did. I was feeling jealous about others riding with you.

Todd: I'll make sure that only you can ride with me.

Elizabeth: Thank you.

Elizabeth: We're here.

Elizabeth: Where is Todd? Where are you, Todd?

Jessica: Hey, Brian.

Brian: Hey, sugar.

Jessica: Porn time.

Brian: Bwamp chika bwa wa wa

Jessica: Let's get it on, sexy boy.

Brian: Let's get it on.

Elizabeth: Todd, where are you?

Todd: I'm here.

Elizabeth: Why did you keep me waiting the whole party?

Todd: I've made a decision about the bike and about us.

Elizabeth: You're giving up me for the bike! How could you?

Todd: I'm selling the bike, for you.

Elizabeth: What?

Todd: You are the best thing that happened to me. I'm ready to sell the bike for you.

Elizabeth: You've only had it for a couple days.

Todd: You are more important to me. I'm sacrificing my ddream for our relationship.

Elizabeth: I love you.

Todd: I love you.

Todd: I guess you need a ride home.

Elizabeth: I'll ride with you.

Todd: Your family says you can't ride.

Elizabeth: I want to ride with you.

Todd: Alright.

Elizabeth: I'm so nervous. I'm nervous. Hey, this is fun. I want him to keep it.

Brian: Let's get kinky!

Jessica: Oh...

Brian: Porn time! Bwam chika bwa bwa bwa.

Jessica: Want tomake out some more?

Brian: Let's go all the way.

Jessica: My twin's in trouble, I can feel it.

Brian: We are half naked, making out and we were about to have sex. Why do you suddenly decide to care about your twin now?

Jessica: We need to find my twin, there's an accident.

Brian: You were really into it, we should have gone all the way.

Todd: Elizabeth is in an accident.

Jessica: Will she ever be alright?

Todd: I told her to stay.

Ned: How could you let her ride?

Todd: I'm sorry.

Jessica: Todd is right. He did the right thing. It's not his fault.

Todd: My bike got crashed, Elizabeth is in a coma. I should have kept the bike and Elizabeth. The next book better have her wake up and Liz better not become like Jessica. Please, Elizabeth.