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\\#8 Heartbreaker;Todd: Hey, Elizabeth. Elizabeth: Who is that with you? Todd: My ex-girlfriend. Elizabeth: She looks like a model. Patsy: Hey. Elizabeth: Why is your name Patsy? Are you a model? Bill: Jessica... Jessica: Hey... Bill.... DeeDee: Bill... Notice me! Bill: What? Did you say something? DeeDee: Youa re brainwashed *sniff* Jessica: I have a date, bye. Elizabeth: Does Todd still like his former girlfriend? Does he love her more than me? Todd: Hey, Elizabeth, how are you? Elizabeth: Why are you with her? Patsy: I came back from Paris and want to see Todd. Elizabeth: She looks like a model, Todd must love her more. Olivia: Todd really loved her, they both really cared about each other and really had a special, committed relationship. They didn't break up, they just separated. Elizabeth: I'm Todd's girlfriend. Why are you mentioning this in front of me when it's clear I'm insecure? Olivia: You'll just have to forgive me because I'm on the 'good' side. Todd: Elizabeth, are you alright? Elizabeth: I'm FINE! Patsy: Can I hang out with him? Elizabeth: Sure... He loves her... I know it... He loves her, she's a model. He really wants to be with her instead, I can tell. Bill: Jessica... Oh... I'll do anything for you. Jessica: I have a date with Tom, sorry. Bill: Aww... DeeDee: You can hangout with me!!! Bill: Sure, man, want to go drinking? DeeDee: I'm a girl! Bill: Sorry, I couldn't tell. DeeDee: It's alright... I'll follow you. Bill: Oh, there's Jessica. Gotta go. Elizabeth: Todd is with her. He must love her! Todd: Hey, are you alright? I can spend time with you and stop seeing her if you want. Elizabeth: It... It's alright. You can go spend time with her. Patsy: Really? That's great! Rub some lotion on me, baby! Todd: I love Elizabeth, but I'll give you some lotion. Elizabeth: He loves her... He loves her... Bill: Jessica, can I do anything for you? Jessica: I'm getting ready for a date, maybe you could do my makeup and get me ready. Bill: Alright. DeeDee: H e l l o! Bill: Oh, you're here too? What are you doing here, Frank? DeeDee: Th-that isn't my name. Bill: Oh... whatever. DeeDee: Aren't you going to even ask it? Bill: Nah, it doesn't matter. Oh, do you know what kind of perfume Jessica likes? Elizabeth: Todd... I need to let him know that I still care. Wait.. I see him with her. I knew it! He loves her! Todd: Elizabeth, what's going on? Elizabeth: I know you love her! Don't talk to me, it's too hard for me, be happy and go to the one you love! Todd: I love you. I'm your boyfriend and I love you. Elizabeth: You love her, I know it! Todd: You are the one I love, not her. Elizabeth: But she's a model, why would you choose me? I'm your girlfriend, but you loved her first. Todd: I love you, not her. Elizabeth: I saw you hugging her! Todd: Her boyfriend broke up with her, you are who I love. Elizabeth: Really? I was such a dope! Todd: Lucky for you, I'm kind enough to forgive you, I have a soft spot for dopes. Elizabeth: Did you call me a fool? Todd: I love you. Elizabeth: I believe you. Todd: *Kiss* There's a penalty for crying. Elizabeth: What? Todd: *Kiss* There's more if you don't watch it. Elizabeth: I surrender... Bill: Jessica... Can I have a piece of your fine ass? Jessica: Oh, yes, my little sex toy, but later. I have a date and am offering up some sex and handjobs, though, bye. Bill: You remind me of Julia, my ex, who also gave me some sex. Jessica: I'm going to makeout with a guy, bye. Bill: Oh... DeeDee: I'm still around, you know! Bill: Go fuck yourself, I don't give a shit. DeeDee: Oh... I just knew you liked me. Bill: Hey, where's Jess? DeeDee: I'm going to drown myself. Maybe then Bill will notice me! Bill: Holy shit! This dead body is turning me on... I am a necrophiliac... Oh this dead body... those lips... I am totally turned on. DeeDee: I'm dying here! Bill: Oh, forgot, unconscious bodies just turn me on. DeeDee: So... you like me? Bill: Yeah, I do, but only when you're not breathing. DeeDee: Yay! Jessica: I have time for you now. Bill: I'm a movie star! DeeDee: Yes you are, my Daddy likes you. Elizabeth: Todd, I am so happy that we are back together. Todd: Me, too. I love you so much. Elizabeth: Thank you. Lila: Roger? What? Like I'd really date him. Roger: Waaahhhh |
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