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\\#14 Deceptions;Todd: Why is Elizabeth with that rich guy? Elizabeth: Hi, I just got back from being kidnapped. Nicholas: I want you, baby. Elizabeth: Who the hell are you? Nicholas: Your rich stalker. Elizabeth: Okay... Nicholas: I want you so bad. Elizabeth: I have a boyfriend. Nicholas: You're not being fair! I want you, dammit! Elizabeth: I told you, I have a boyfriend. Nicholas: Come on, you have to try me. Elizabeth: What the hell? Can't you get a hint? Nicholas: Threesome? Elizabeth: Ah! Pervert! Nicholas: Come on, pleeeaaaasee. If you don't, I'm going to be asking you all day. Go on a date with me. Elizabeth: What the hell? Nicholas: Alright, I'll be meeting you. Elizabeth: What just happened? Todd: Hi. Elizabeth: Hey. Todd: Are you cheating on me with that rich guy? Elizabeth: What ever do you mean? Todd: You just got kidnapped and now you want to cheat on me with someone you don't even know? Elizabeth: I love you, not him. Todd: Alright. Jessica: What to do? Randy: Hey. Jessica: I'll kiss you if you hack into a computer for me. Randy: Alright... I'm gonna get laid tonight. Jessica: Did you do it? Randy: Y-yes... Now, can you give me a handjob? Jessica: Sure, I'll make out with you as long as you don't tell anyone. Elizabeth: What do I do? Todd: Want to go on a date? Elizabeth: Yes! Todd: Let's go to a movie. Elizabeth: Alright. Todd: It's so great being with you. Elizabeth: I know. (How do I tell him about the date?) Todd: That was a nice movie, let's go out to eat. Elizabeth: Alright! Todd: What's Betsy martin doing here? Elizabeth: To get Tricia back into the story, she's been missing for a whole book and she's going to die soon. Todd: Oh, okay. Poor Steven. Elizabeth: Yep... Hey, you know Regina, who'se related to Nicholas? Todd: Hey... what's what's with that Nicholas kid? That Nicholas is a real stalker. He was staring at your chest the whole time during the party. He wants to get you in bed. Elizabeth: WHAT? Oh... Right... Don't worry about him. Todd: Tomorrow is my mother's birthday. The siblings in our family are joining the witness protection program. Elizabeth: Wow, what a coincidence, that's my date with- I mean... nothing. Todd: I love you. Elizabeth: *Kiss* Todd: *Kiss* Randy: Come down to the office, I reported what happened. Jessica: What? I kissed you, let you feel me up, and you do this? Elizabeth: Please don't hurt them! I'll take the blame for them! Jessica: Whew. Randy: I'll win you back in college and have you break up with me shortly after. Jessica: Alright, bye. Elizabeth: What did I get myself into? Nicholas: Hey, sexy. Elizabeth: Right... whatever. Nicholas: So... do you choose me or what? Elizabeth: I love Todd. Nicholas: What? Even though I'm rich? I'll tell you, in bed I'm a tiger. Elizabeth: Too much information. Bye. Nicholas: What? Todd: Hey... Elizabeth and... Elizabeth: Oh my God! My boyfriend is in the exact same restaurant as I am. This must be a set up! Nicholas: I did it to try and break you up. Hee hee hee. Todd: Hey, Elizabeth. Elizabeth: How could you confuse me with my twin? Todd: Oh... have fun. Todd: I'll make it up to Elizabeth. Todd: *Kiss* Jessica: Want to go to second base? Todd: I thought you were Elizabeth! Elizabeth: Hey. Jessica: You went on a date with Nicholas. Todd found out and is breaking up with you. Elizabeth: How did you know? Jessica: How could you betray me? Elizabeth: Todd. Todd: It's the big basketball game... Elizabeth... if only... why did you lie to me? Why did you cheat on me? Nicholas: Todd, I went out with Elizabeth, but she really loves you. Todd: Really? Nicholas: Yeah. Todd: Yes! All is forgiven! Elizabeth: Todd... if only I could see him... I'll walk back... Todd: *Kiss* Elizabeth: Todd! I'm sorry. Todd: I forgive you. Imagine the odds, you went to the same restaurant as me. I forgive you, because you love me. Elizabeth: Thank you! Todd: *Kiss* Elizabeth: I love you! Todd: Let's get back to the party. Elizabeth: We're back together! Todd: Yes. Nicholas: Hey, can I dance with her? Todd: You just broke us up and you think I'm gonna let you? Nicholas: Pleeaase. Todd: You just broke us up and now you're asking to dance with her? Nicholas: Please, I promise never to appear again, except when you go with your family to your new home across the country. Todd: Fine. Phone call: Tricia is dead! Cara: About damn time! |
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