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\\#57 Teacher Crush;Enid: So what’s everyone requesting for their special workshop class? Liz and I really want painting even though we’ve never shown an interest in art before. Lila: I’m going to take dress making since I’m so into doing things for myself. Olivia: Well I’m requesting painting because even though I’m artsy and there’s definitely been talk of how much I draw and paint and take photos in past books, I’m going to say here that I’ve never painted before. Jessica: Well first I’m requesting filmmaking, then pottery, then electronics. At least electronics will be full of guys. But I’m sure I’ll get one of my first 2 choices anyway. ------------------- Olivia: Mmmm, guys. Man am I lonely. I sure wish I had a man! Enid: Huh, Liz, I think Olivia might be lonely. Liz: What makes you say that? You’re crazy Enid! Don’t jump to such wacky conclusions! ----------------------- Enid: Yes! We all got painting! Lila: And I got dress-making! I’m going to make this awesome dress. Jessica: Hey that looks like a dress I just bought at the mall! Lila: Get out! Jessica: Aww, dammit! I got electronics! And even though I babbled about how cool it would be to be surrounded by guys, I’m pissed! I don’t know any of these names but Winston and Jeffrey! Olivia: Oh my God the painting teacher is soooooooooooo hot! I must do him!!!! Enid: Hey Liz, doesn’t Olivia seem a little hard-up? Liz: Oh Enid! You and your stories! ------------------------------- Mr. Drexel: Okay electronics students, you have 2 weeks. What types of projects do you want to make? Randy: Robotic calculator! Winston: Talking toaster! Jessica: Electric boy-catcher! Jeffrey: Shouldn’t we make stuff that is realistic for high school students to make in 2 weeks, not stuff that takes teams of PhD-level professionals years to perfect? Winston: Sit down and shut up, Jeffrey! This is SVH! Where rational rules don’t apply! --------------------------- Oliva: Stuart is soooooooooo hot! I can’t get over it! I have never been this deeply in love before! Stuart: Nice work Olivia! Enid: Oh my gosh I think Stuart likes Olivia too! Liz: Oh Enid! You’re so crazy! --------------------------- Lila: So. My dad is totally dating a movie star. Jessica: Yeah right! Way to lie, Lila! Hmmm, if only there were some way to detect lies… Olivia: Stuart, I like everything you do and think everything you do is super! Stuart: Thanks, Olivia. Enid: Okay, tell me you didn’t see that! Liz: Seriously Enid, you’re nuts. Obviously Olivia likes him but he’s a teacher, how can he like her back? Older men don’t go for younger women! It would be the first time ever that a teacher liked a student too! Enid: Wow Liz, sometimes you’re pretty dense. But anyway instead of helping our friend, let’s just watch how this plays out! --------------------------- Jessica: Hey Randy, I’m glad we’re partners. Randy: Oh um gosh, uh, um – Jessica: Hahaha nerds sure can be useful! --------------------------- Olivia: Oh Liz, I love Stuart so much! Liz: See that Enid, I told you! Enid: F*ck you bitch, I’ve been saying that all along! Liz: Oh Enid! Like anyone listens to you when I’m around! --------------------------------- Olivia: Oh Stuart, you’re so great! Gee I wonder if everyone is sick of hearing about how much I love Stuart, and I think he loves me, and I think he’s planning me a birthday surprise, and as a result I am ignoring my friends and family? Jessica: Yeah, kinda. It’s really, really redundant and it takes focus off me and my new idea: to make a lie detector machine that will prove that Lila’s dad is not dating an actress! Lila: And I’ll buy the same dress you bought at the mall and pass it off as my own because shockingly, Lila Fowler’s handmade dress is a wreck! ------------------------------- Stuart: Olivia! Meet Monica. Monica: Hey, good to meet you, Stuart says you’re his prize student. Olivia: Stuart, uh, I, um – I gotta go! Friends: SURPRISE!!!!!!
Olivia: What? You mean you guys still like me even though I was such a loser about Stuart?
Jessica: Hey, don’t sell yourself short. Some of us never liked you anyway. So! Who wants to try my lie detector first?
Lila: I know! Liz, what’s going to happen when Todd moves back in the next book? Will you stay with Jeffrey or go back to Todd?
Liz: What are you talking about?
Lila: Answer me!
Liz: Uhhhh…leave me alone!!!
Lila: Well, I think we have our answer!
Jessica: Not really though, not till book 58.
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