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\\#78 The Dating Game;Sandy: Sigh! Isn’t Love in Bloom the most romantic theme for a dance? Lila: I know, it’s gonna be awesome. The gym is such a romantic place! I just wish Daddy would buy me the gold bracelet I saw at Bibi’s the other day… Jessica: Hey, did anyone see that show about dreams last night? I did, plus I read an entire magazine article about it, so I’m pretty sure that makes me an expert. I had this dream where I pass all sorts of hot guys as I walk down the beach virtually naked – Amy: Uh, Jess, are you sure you’re not just talking about last weekend? Jessica: Shut up, this is my story. Anyway, then it starts raining and I see the hottest guy in the entire world, which I somehow know even though I can’t see him. Jean: I wish I could meet a hot guy. Amy: Yeah, since Tom turned out to be gay and all. Jessica: Sheesh, Amy, could you possibly be more insensitive? -------------------------- Claire: Oh, I wish I had a date for the dance! Scott: Hey football pals, aren’t I hot? Danny: If you say so. Scott: Trust me, I’m really, really spectacular. Any chick would love to date me. Liz: Can you believe what a big ego Scott has? Todd: Oh please, not another feminist crusade! -------------------------- Jessica: So, last night I had the same dream but this time it was definitely on an island. Would anyone mind if I saved up to run off to Hawaii to meet the guy of my dreams? Ned: Knock yourself out, dear. ---------------------------- Scott’s Letter to Jean: Dear Jean, you’re so hot. I want to get in your pants. But I’ll say it in a poetic way so that you might fall in love with me. Jean: Sigh! I’ll meet you at the Box Tree, Scott. Scott: I’ll be waiting, babe. Liz: Ugh! You pig! I know, I’ll write an article for The Oracle about what attracts teenagers to each other. ------------------------------- Jessica: Wow, I’m totally going to make tons of money as a dream expert! Liz: Jess, I’m pretty sure that’s false advertising. Jessica: Please, Liz. I’ve read several pages of some pretty big books on the topic. If that doesn’t qualify me, I don’t want to know what does! Liz: Um, a masters degree or PhD in psychology, maybe? Jessica: Stop being such a wet blanket! I’m earning money to go to Hawaii and meet my dream man! His name is Jackson! Liz: Well, if it gets you and your nutty self out of here, I hope it works! ------------------------------ Claire: Hey Jean, wanna go shopping? Jean: Sure, I got asked out in a letter and could use a new outfit. Claire: What a coincidence! So did I! Jean: You’d think one of us would ask the other who the guy is, but let’s skip that and just go shopping! Claire: Hmm. Well, mine’s Scott. Jean: Mine too! Let’s make that bastard pay! Claire: Okay! Wow, was that a boring date. Your turn! Jean: Oh crap, I think I like him! Claire: How was your date? Jean: Uh, nothing special, not at all, nope! ------------------------- Liz: Jess, how can you fill in my survey for The Oracle and say that looks are the most important thing in a potential mate? Jessica: Because clothes and money aren’t choices. Liz: Boys are shallower than girls. Todd: Hey, don’t generalize like that, woman! Lila: Jessica! It’s unreal! Daddy bought me that bracelet, just like you said he would! You must have some sort of expertise in predicting dreams coming true! Liz: Either that, or your dad’s a bazilionaire that spoils you rotten. ------------------------------ Liz: Let me get this straight, your both dating Scott in order to ultimately humiliate him? Claire & Jean: Yup! Liz: Rock on! Give that sexist pig what he deserves! Claire: We’re going to pretend to compete for his love, then totally humiliate him when he announces which of us he chooses by turning him down! Scott: So ladies, I hear you’re planning to compete for my affections. Let the games begin! Jean: Arghh, I keep totally falling for his lines! Scott: That’s because with you, I really mean it, baby. Jean: How do I know you’re not saying the same thing to Claire? Scott: What, you don’t trust a guy that comes on to 2 chicks and then makes them publicly fight for him? Jean: Oh, you’re so right Scotty! -------------------------- Jessica: All this dream interpreting made me forget to do my travel brochure project for English. Well, since I have all this info on Hawaii since I’ll be joining Jackson there shortly, might as well start with those. Let’s see, this first one has a picture of a totally hot babe, and it’s for Jackson’s Funtime Fashions – hmm, Jackson, that’s a familiar name, and this model looks familiar too. Uh oh- Liz: Oh Jess, you were dreaming about a catalog model? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! But you can still go to Hawaii anyway if you want. Then I will be the BEST twin, because I’ll be the ONLY twin, mwuah ha ha! -------------------------- Jean: I have a problem, Liz. I know Scott’s been a totally egotistical slimebucket, but I fell in love with him anyway. Liz: With THAT piece of trash? Well, there’s no accounting for taste. I guess you have to be honest. Scott: Everyone, everyone! Pay attention to me now! I’ve chosen the woman for me! Jean West, come on down! Jean: You slimeball! Scott: Right, well, by “Jean West” I obviously meant “Claire Middleton.” Claire: You scumbag, I’m going out with Danny. Liz: But Jean, I thought – Jean: You’re right, Liz. I’ll talk to him. Scott, I’m sorry, I love you! I don’t care that you treated Claire and I like objects, or that you acted like a child! Scott: Oh Jean, I love you too! Liz: And Todd, I’m sorry I said guys are shallow. Todd: Wow, you’re hot when you’re angry! Less talking, more making out with me! ------------------------- Sara: Well, I guess it’s time to set up the plot for the next book by giving some basic info about me, such as that I have a twin brother with a troubled past, even though this is pretty much my first appearance in an SVH book. Bob: Oh Sara, I’m so rich and handsome. And you’re so pure and good. I love that about you. Sara: Me too. Everything’s perfect, just perfect. And it’ll stay that way if it’s the last thing I do! |
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