\\#104 Love and Death in London;
Liz and Jess: We’re going to London! Jolly good!
Lucy Friday: I didn’t ask you to be assigned to me, so I’m going to give you the most ridiculous assignments I can think of.
Lady Wimpole: Poo Poo!!!!! *cries*
Rene: Hi, Liz. *suggestive glance*
Liz: Who are you, again?
Portia: I’m a right nasty bitch.
Lina: I’m just a poor unassuming girl from Liverpool. Really.
David: Lina, do you--
Lina: Excuse me, I must use the lavatory.
Jessica: Eww, a body.
Robert: I’m Lord Robert Pembroke. Junior. Come with me for a wild weekend in the country with my stuffy family.
Jessica: Kee-doke!
Robert: Did I mention I own half of England?
Luke. Hi. I’m Luke, a quiet poet who works for the paper.
Liz: I think I’ve found my soul mate. What, Todd? Umm…Luke’s my English soul mate. You misunderstood me.
Lina: Aaaaaaaaah!
Liz: Poo Poo!
Luke: There are werewolves killing people. Seriously.
Liz: Ok.
Lina: Liz, I’m really Princess, Eliana. I couldn’t keep lying to your meaningful eye contact any longer. Don’t tell anyone.
Liz: Ok.
Portia: I’m not really such a nasty bitch.
Jessica: Like we care.
Robert: I drive a cool car. And we raise sheep.
Lord Pembroke: Who are you?
Luke: Luke Shepherd. Sound familiar? *glare*
Lord Pembroke: *cough* You work for the paper, right….
Luke: This pendant will protect you from the werewolves.
Liz: Let’s make out.
Liz: Ohmigod! I had a bad dream now and there's a dead body and now I think Jessica’s dead. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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