\\#104 Love and Death in London;

Liz and Jess: We’re going to London! Jolly good!

Lucy Friday: I didn’t ask you to be assigned to me, so I’m going to give you the most ridiculous assignments I can think of.

Lady Wimpole: Poo Poo!!!!! *cries*

Rene: Hi, Liz. *suggestive glance*

Liz: Who are you, again?

Portia: I’m a right nasty bitch.

Lina: I’m just a poor unassuming girl from Liverpool. Really.

David: Lina, do you--

Lina: Excuse me, I must use the lavatory.

Jessica: Eww, a body.

Robert: I’m Lord Robert Pembroke. Junior. Come with me for a wild weekend in the country with my stuffy family.

Jessica: Kee-doke!

Robert: Did I mention I own half of England?

Luke. Hi. I’m Luke, a quiet poet who works for the paper.

Liz: I think I’ve found my soul mate. What, Todd? Umm…Luke’s my English soul mate. You misunderstood me.

Lina: Aaaaaaaaah!

Liz: Poo Poo!

Luke: There are werewolves killing people. Seriously.

Liz: Ok.

Lina: Liz, I’m really Princess, Eliana. I couldn’t keep lying to your meaningful eye contact any longer. Don’t tell anyone.

Liz: Ok.

Portia: I’m not really such a nasty bitch.

Jessica: Like we care.

Robert: I drive a cool car. And we raise sheep.

Lord Pembroke: Who are you?

Luke: Luke Shepherd. Sound familiar? *glare*

Lord Pembroke: *cough* You work for the paper, right….

Luke: This pendant will protect you from the werewolves.

Liz: Let’s make out.

Liz: Ohmigod! I had a bad dream now and there's a dead body and now I think Jessica’s dead. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!