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\\#45 Lucy Takes the Reins;Liz: Picnics are fun. Jessica: I guess, if you like the outdoors, fresh air, and wild animals. Skunk: *as he eats Jessica’s piece of cake* Hahaha! Bite me! Jessica: Dude. Not cool. ----------------------------------------- Jessica: I’m bored. Let’s go to the beach. Lila: Oh no! The beach looks like a toxic waste dump. Adam: There was an oil spill. Jessica: Oh how sexy--I mean, horrible! Oh, look at the cute little baby seal covered in black goop. I’m going to name him whiskers. Whiskers: Arf arf! ----------------------------------------- Ted: Thunder’s a really awesome horse but I’m going to have to sell him because even though I work at the stables I don’t get an employee discount. The only way out of this is to win the riding competition. Liz: I’ll help you every day!!!!! Ted: Hey, where’d he get that carrot? Liz: Why would anyone sneak in here to feed the horses carrots? Lucy: Um…I’m good with horses? Liz: Works for me! ----------------------------------------- Lila: Yay. A fieldtrip to the aquarium. How stimulating. Jessica: Everyone, I saved a baby seal. Everyone: How cool! Adam: Hey, Jess. I thought you were going to help us clean up the oil. Jessica: But it’s dirty--oh you’re hot, okay. ----------------------------------------- Ellen: I’m going to win the junior championship. Ted: Not without making the high jumps. Lucy: You might want to try-- Ellen: If you want to go around telling me what to do, prove to me you know what you’re talking about! Lucy: You scare me. Ellen: Sissy! ----------------------------------------- Jessica: Even though I’m going to clean up an oil spill, I’m going to wear my sexy new shorts so Adam will think I’m hot. Adam: I don’t think you’re dressed very appropriately. ----------------------------------------- Liz: So I was telling-- Jessica: Recycle! Adam says we need to do it and he’s hot! ----------------------------------------- Liz: Ted’s awesome. Ellen: He’s hot too. There’s you’re stupid friend who’s never ridden a horse. Lucy: I have to ridden a horse and I’m a better rider than you. Ellen: Prove it. Lucy: I can’t. Ellen: Pansy! Lucy: Fine! *Lucy rides and is better than Ellen* Ellen: Beginner’s luck. ----------------------------------------- Jessica: Cleaning up rocks sucks! Steven: You’re boyfriend not hot enough to justify ruining your clothes? Jessica: Recycle your soda can, dammit! ----------------------------------------- Liz: Wanna come over for dinner. Lucy: Let me think about it. And I’m not hiding anything. I swear. Liz: Okay. I believe you. ----------------------------------------- Ellen: Ted, come here and help me practice! *thunderclash. Thunder bucks and Ted crashes to the ground* (hehehe thunder/thundercrash) Liz: Oh no! Ted: *with broken leg* There’s no way I can compete and win now. But there is someone. Liz: Yes. There can only be one. Lucy: I know you ain’t talking about me. ----------------------------------------- Ellen: Oh no! If Lucy rides she’ll beat me and I’ll be out 1000 bucks. I shall come up with devious plan to get her out of the competition and coerce the innocent Jessica into helping me. Jessica: Gee, Ellen, out of sheer dumb luck I found out Lucy’s parents have forbidden her to ride a horse. Now you owe me. When I call on a favor I shall expect-- Ellen: Oh shut up, Jessica. I’m going to call Lucy’s parents and tell them she’s in the competition. ----------------------------------------- Ellen: *dials the number and it rings. And rings. And rings. And rings…….* ----------------------------------------- Ellen: Jess! My devious plan’s not going according to plan! I need your help! Jessica: Whiskers is dying!!!! Can’t you think about anything other than yourself? Ellen: This coming from you? ----------------------------------------- Liz: Through sheer dumb luck I found out Lucy has epilepsy and she fell off her horse in her last competition? Should I tell her I know? Amy: You’ll figure it out. Liz: You’re so helpful Amy! ----------------------------------------- Liz: I know you have epilepsy. Lucy: I was afraid to tell you. All my other friends deserted me after they find out. Liz: Don’t worry, Lucy. I’ll be your friend for another twenty pages. ----------------------------------------- Liz: What’s going on Jess? Jessica: Oh, Ellen’s planning on ruining Lucy’s chances to compete in the competition. Liz: You brat! Jessica: What? I didn’t do it. ----------------------------------------- Ellen: What’s Lucy doing here? I got ahold of her mother! Jessica: Seems like your plan didn’t go so well. Ellen: Oh shut up, Jessica! ----------------------------------------- Lucy: I’m competing now. *competes then sees her parents* Oh now! *screws up jump* Double oh no! Mr. Benson: We’re angry you lied to us. But you can compete anyway. Go on now. Lucy: He’s such a great dad, isn’t he? ----------------------------------------- *they watch as Ellen competes. The Unicorns come and hold up signs as though they’re planning something* Lucy: They wouldn’t be that stupid. Unicorns: GO ELLEN!!!! *they scare the horse and Ellen loses* Lucy: I was wrong. ----------------------------------------- *Lucy wins* Liz: Yay! Now Ted can keep Thunder! Lucy: Now I can ride again! Liz: Who are you, again? ----------------------------------------- Jessica: *sets Whiskers free and cries* Adam: It's pretty amazing that we were able to clean up an oil spill in only one month, don't you think? Jessica: You’re so hot! Liz: Are you going to be okay, Jess? Jessica: What? I was staring at Adam’s butt. FINIS |
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