\\You Know You've Read Too Much SVH When...;

You know all the book titles by heart.
You’ve accidently called Dairy Queen the Dairi Burger.
You own ALL 184 books.
You know all the vital statistics of 50% of the minor one-time characters.
You know the publication order of all the extra editions without looking inside one of the book covers.
You know the names of all the guys Liz and Jessica dated and the order of each one’s short reign.
You've made Easter eggs with SVH characters names on them.
You delude yourself into believing there are invisible Sweetvallians in your living room…
And you get them ice cream.
You spend 10 YEARS of your life working on a never-ending RPG thing that was originally based on Sweet Valley High.

Note: We’ve actually committed all of these offences.
And yes, the RPG is alive and well.